My husband and I recently re-watched “The Muppets Take Manhattan” (1984). Neither of us had seen it in years and years, but we both found it as entertaining as we remembered, even if we were watching it through slightly different eyes. I got one of my biggest laughs from the sequence that begins with Kermit the Frog chatting with his friend Jenny, a waitress who’s an aspiring costume designer (such a New York occupation/aspiration!). As a child, I wouldn’t have been too concerned with the actual location of their conversation…
The “adult me,” of course, immediately recognized the setting as Grand Army Plaza, with Bergdorf Goodman in the background. When we move closer to the Bergdorf building, we see Miss Piggy keeping a sharp (and incognito) eye on “her frog.” The Bergdorf window is displaying some rather sensible gray dresses, and the cat-calling construction worker is all too realistic.
When we cut to an interior shot, we see Bergdorf’s main floor. I remember when that floor was the beauty level—cosmetics and perfume didn’t move down into the basement until late in the 1990s. I can spot a big bottle of Nina Ricci L’Air du Temps next to the sales associate in the light blue jacket! And the customer is carrying a purple Bergdorf Goodman shopping bag.
Things just keep getting better and better: Piggy is working at Bergdorf, in the fragrance department! She’s supposed to be hawking a fragrance called
Quelle Différence. Unfortunately, due to Kermit’s apparent dalliance, she’s having a hard time concentrating:
“Get your Quelle Différence! It’s French! It’s feminine! It’ll help you grab one of those rotten, stinkin’ men!”
Good thing her co-worker is none other than…Joan Rivers.
Joan hears her out, responds, “Kermit, Shermit,” and then cheers her up with a makeover, including lipstick, blush, brow pencil (“Pigs don’t have eyebrows,” protests Piggy), and drawn-on freckles.
You can’t really appreciate this scene until you’ve personally undergone a few makeup applications at department store cosmetics counters.
Unfortunately, the Bergdorf staff and shoppers don’t appreciate Joan’s sense of humor as much as Miss Piggy does. Another view of the testers at the perfume counter (is that some Oscar de la Renta?), plus some excellent early-80s hair and shoulder-pads!
And…that’s the end of Miss Piggy’s career at Bergdorf Goodman. I hope she managed to grab some free samples on the way out.
10 thoughts on “Screen Time: The Muppets Take. . .Bergdorf”
I never saw this movie but wow your entry takes me back to the time when I used to work in the cosmetic dept. I did all that! :)
I can appreciate this scene more now that I’ve gotten to know the staff at makeup counters, too!!
That’s all I’m going to read this morning because it made me happy.
Well, then, my work is done here. :)
I love this. And did not know that the beauty basement was not always there. So different to walk straight into it than to ride the escalator majestically down…
Yes!! Before handbags and other accessories became such big business, makeup and perfume ruled the first floor. It was a more elegant atmosphere… but it was getting a bit cramped as they took on more brands, I guess.
Awesome! I’ve never seen this – was too young when it came out. I want to check it out.
You really should see the whole thing! I think it works for all ages!
The Dandy just loves practically all the Muppet Movies and this one is not an exception.
What a fun new way to view a film – through the prism of perfume!
The Perfumed Dandy
I love all of them, too… the original (I still cry at the end) and The Great Muppet Caper in particular!