On the Street: Manhattan Mini Storage’s Esoteric Humor

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I hardly ever take a cab, but I was riding in one a few days ago, passing through an area of Manhattan that I rarely visit, and it stopped at a red light in front of a Manhattan Mini Storage location.

Manhattan Mini Storage’s ads often make me laugh, but I’ve never seen this one before. Here’s a close-up:

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If this warning doesn’t inspire a bout of spring cleaning, I don’t know what will. Only in New York, kids—because you either get it or you don’t.

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S-T-A-U-N-C-H!

Images: Manhattan Mini Storage photos by Tinsel Creation. Little Edie photographed by Tom Wargacki, January 8, 1972, via Gettyimages.

Happy 100th Birthday, Grand Central Terminal!

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Grand Central Terminal is celebrating its Centennial this week.

Happy Birthday to one of New York’s best and most beautiful landmarks—you are grand, indeed!

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This poem was written by Billy Collins in honor of the occasion. You can hear it being read aloud, and view some present-day scenes of Grand Central’s interior, here.

Image: Grand Central Depot (as it was then called) (1914), via Museum of the City of New York.